How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Open your eyes and learn the truth.

Forget about serial killers, escape convicts and flesh eating zombies. The real danger might actually be looming inside your house. Yes, evil kitties are real and are dangerously lethal. Use the How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You book to have a few laughs and know if your pet is one of them. There are a lot of entertaining cat themed joke collections by NewYork Time’s best selling author, Matthew Inman and a free poster to ease your tension.
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