General’s Surplus Ascot Tee

Look smart and witty with a sailor tee.

If you want clothes that make you look smart and respectable, you can get yourself one of General’s Surplus Ascot Tees. This sharp looking t-shirt makes you look like you just stepped out of a luxury yacht that you have personally commandeered across the shores, making it a great get-up for people who have a deep fondness for the sea. Although it does not come with a smoking pipe, you should get one to complete the look.
$26 – $30
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