Whisker Dam Mustache Guard

Keeps your stache nice and dry.

There is nothing more embarrassing than smiling with a wet foamy mustache after drinking a nice glass of beer. Why it could actually cost you your reputation as one of the country’s top fine gentleman. But don’t worry your foamy beer drinking days are far from over. All you have to do is use the Whisker Dam Mustache Guard. An excellent drink protector for your facial hair. It is 100% copper with a touch of timeless patina, coated with non-toxic barrier for that safe and nice classy vintage feel. The only manly umbrella your face needs.
Under $25

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