Fred & Friends Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

Wipe like a billionaire.

Dine in with fresh delicious food, flavorsome wine, and freshly made cash wipes. Use Fred & Friends’ Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins to make your parties, gatherings, festivities, and other social celebrations more luxurious. This napkin is made from chlorine-free paper pulp so it helps clean dirt on your face and mouth without any irritation. Using good old Benjamin Franklin as a paper towel, you are giving your guests a true baller experience like no other!
$6 – $10
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