False Hopes High As Fuck Scented Candle

Light up my buzz.

This medium strength scented candle will make you high strength happy. Why get a regular pine mist candle when you can get one that has a badass title on its label. False Hopes High As Fuck Scented Candle is a handmade 9oz double wicked product that is created from coconut wax. It can burn up to 48 hrs and comes in scents of either Sex on the Beach, Pine Mist, or Lavender Sage. Light up your life!
$26 – $30
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