False Hopes High As Fuck Scented Candle

Light up my buzz.

This medium strength scented candle will make you high strength happy. Why get a regular pine mist candle when you can get one that has a badass title on its label. False Hopes High As Fuck Scented Candle is a handmade 9oz double wicked product that is created from coconut wax. It can burn up to 48 hrs and comes in scents of either Sex on the Beach, Pine Mist, or Lavender Sage. Light up your life!
$26 – $30
Similar products on amazon

More Cool Things to Buy!

People People Transparent Speaker

Simple and sexy at the same time, the Transparent Speaker literally has nothing to hide from you. Its box glass body design enables it to blend perfe…

VSSL Supplies

There’s no point in going camping unless you’re got all the supplies you need. Forget bulky items when you can carry everything you need in one ha…

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

As far as lawn ornaments go, garden gnomes are pretty much the most popular. It has come to the point where all the fame has gone to their heads and t…

Clinicloud Medical Kit

If you are tired of bribing your little ones to check their temperature, we finally have the solution for you. Cloud Medical Kit is a non-contact ther…

Thanko Magical Hook

Carrying heavy bags is never a pleasant experience, especially if you were never a heavy lifter. But don’t worry because the Thanko Magical Hook is he…

JoeyBra Fashion-Pocketed Bra

If there is one problem most ladies have when going out, it’s the need to carry a purse wherever they go. You just have to have this one small bag t…