Design Toscano Impaled Zombie Desktop Pencil Holder

Tell them walkers who's boss!

Enough is enough, time to show them who’s in charge! There is no other way around it, get your pencil and stick it to the Impaled Zombie Desktop Pencil Holder. You gotta get them while they are still office-sized and more manageable. This poor little zombie is 7 inches tall and is hand painted with love. Don’t worry since he is not made of rotting flesh but of resin he probably didn’t feel a thing. Great gift for bored office-mates and zombie impalers alike.
$11 – $15
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