Artco Women’s Mario Fancy Party Dress

The other Mario.

In another time in some other castle there was no princess to be saved. In this kingdom Mario was a drop dead gorgeous babe. Even though she had a very manly name everyone in the kingdom still adored her. Bowser didn’t even bully her because she was pretty. But Nobody knew about her deepest darkest secret. She was only wearing the Women’s Mario Fancy Party Dress. She’s not even a plumber!
$26 – $30
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