Accoutrements Tentacle Mustache

The mustache that sank a thousand ships.

Whether you are looking for a good novelty disguise, simple Halloween costume or just going through your first blind date, reality will sink in. You’ll soon realize the desperate need for a good Tentacle Mustache. A useful tool that easily fits in your pocket, easy to draw and use when the situation calls for it. Don’t be caught unprepared and stock up while you still can!
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