Accoutrements Tentacle Mustache

The mustache that sank a thousand ships.

Whether you are looking for a good novelty disguise, simple Halloween costume or just going through your first blind date, reality will sink in. You’ll soon realize the desperate need for a good Tentacle Mustache. A useful tool that easily fits in your pocket, easy to draw and use when the situation calls for it. Don’t be caught unprepared and stock up while you still can!
Under $5
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