Accoutrements Modest Urn

When cheap people die.

Say goodbye to expensive luxurious urns with the Modest Urn, the answer for burying cheap dead loved ones, because you know they wanted it to be like this. It is very practical and comes with everything you need like a fill in blank eulogy, customizable messages, resealable top (this alone makes it worth the price) and its made of metal, what more could the deceased ask for?
$6 – $10
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