Anti Rape Underwear
Some people might think that an Anti Rape Underwear product is just plain silly but for some people this is a must. This modern chastity belt cannot …
55 Hi’s Makeout Contract Card
With lesser dignity comes more money.
Are you looking for a quick buck but don’t wan’t to sell your stuff? Then why don’t you give the Makeout Contract Card gig a try. It’s simple and very effective specially if you are already good looking. And since this service is so ballsy and unique we don’t think you’ll need to worry about competition. But you have to understand that this is an actual contract and as stated failure to comply with your given task will result in a merciless shin-kicking by a troop of angry girl scouts.
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