Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper

Update: The domain toilet-tweets.com is no longer associated with this product.

Donald and the john.

It’s about time somebody did something useful with Trumps tweets. They’ve made them into Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper, obviously. Now you can wipe your butt with some of the most insane things ever tweeted and then unceremoniously flush them down the toilet. Imagine the triumph you will take in your daily toileting ritual with this toilet paper ready for your behind. It’s double ply so it will be less irritating than Trump’s words too.
$6 – $10
Similar products on amazon and etsy

More Cool Things to Buy!

Crystal Visible Cutaway Padlock

Have you ever gotten locked out of your car or house in the snow or rain? The amount of money you have to pay the locksmith to get you in is almost wo…

Rungu Juggernaut Trike

There are times in life when you have to step it up a notch. Times when a mere common two wheeled bike is not enough. Times when you need to use the …

Rebel Desk Rebel Treadmill 1000

Office work these days is not healthy. You spend the rest of the day seated, which is a posture that harms your back and prevents exercise. Most peop…

Suck UK Skull Sugar Spoon

In case you forgot the Skull Sugar Spoon will always remind you that too much sugar can be bad for you. This utensil is made of stainless steel and ha…

Thumbs Up! Man Bowl

The Man Bowl by Thumbs Up! is the only plate for real men. This ceramic bowl is funny but very practical at the same time. It is ideal for rice meals,…

Love Alice Mugs Space Invader Mug

One of the most iconic visuals from the 80s is a row of digital alien invaders ready to be shot at, courtesy of the video game Space Invaders. The Lov…

Copco Bag Cap

When you open a bag of chips, you need to eat everything in one go because the chips go stale upon exposure to air. But with the Copco Bag Cap, you ca…

Spinning Hat Egg Poncho

Don’t let those rainy days ruin your mood and unleash your sunny side up feelings outside with the Egg Poncho! It’s so sunny that wearing it will radi…