Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper

Update: The domain toilet-tweets.com is no longer associated with this product.

Donald and the john.

It’s about time somebody did something useful with Trumps tweets. They’ve made them into Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper, obviously. Now you can wipe your butt with some of the most insane things ever tweeted and then unceremoniously flush them down the toilet. Imagine the triumph you will take in your daily toileting ritual with this toilet paper ready for your behind. It’s double ply so it will be less irritating than Trump’s words too.
$6 – $10
Similar products on amazon and etsy

More Cool Things to Buy!

Petiole Hammock

Hammocks come in all manners of different shapes, materials and sizes, some are used to help you relax and dominate the high score rankings of your f…

U-pet Backpack Pet Carrier

There’s no need to leave your pets at home, as the U-pet Backpack Pet Carrier not only allows you to bring a pet along, but it also provides an all-…

Better Back Posture Belt

Most people these days spend a huge chunk of their lives in a sitting position, mostly due to work and commute. This is extremely harmful for the back…

Red Fox Full Hood Animal Hat

They say that it takes a lot of effort if you want to look foxy, but it actually doesn’t. All you really need is the Red Fox Full Hood Animal Hat. Ju…

Hanging Mushroom Fishbowl

If you need a serene looking décor that will grab people’s attention, you should get the Hanging Mushroom Fishbowl. Made from high boron silicon glas…