Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper

Update: The domain toilet-tweets.com is no longer associated with this product.

Donald and the john.

It’s about time somebody did something useful with Trumps tweets. They’ve made them into Toilet Tweets Donald Trump Classic Tweets Toilet Paper, obviously. Now you can wipe your butt with some of the most insane things ever tweeted and then unceremoniously flush them down the toilet. Imagine the triumph you will take in your daily toileting ritual with this toilet paper ready for your behind. It’s double ply so it will be less irritating than Trump’s words too.
$6 – $10
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