Tinkercast Mermaid Tights with Silicone Scales and Fins

Be the most beautiful mermaid on land.

Mermaids are known for being beautiful and extremely seductive, but they’re also known for not being very functional while on land, on account of having no feet. The Tinkecast Mermaid Tights with silicone scales and Fins lets you adopt a style befitting of a mermaid while still retaining use of your two feet. Made from nylon and high quality silicone, the tights come with scales and a flesh tone that makes you look revealing.
$76 – $100
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