The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat

Ward off burglars.

What are you gonna do right? You got to protect your house from unwanted guests. The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat will make even the most hardened of burglars chuckle and smile. They might even thank you for pointing them to the right direction, although the same cannot be said for your neighbors. This mat is 28 x 16 inches and is made of coconut fiber with PVC backing. Cleaner house, happy burglars and angry neighbors all thanks to one funny doormat.
$25 – $75

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