The Alphabet of Manliness

Did you know that straight is the new gay?

Though it won’t give you rock hard abs or massive biceps, this book will teach you everything you need to know in order to be considered a real man. It includes everything from punching like a man to wooing girls or even showing girls that a real man doesn’t need to woo anyone. The Alphabet of Manliness is informative, hilarious and yeah, offensive but hey, that’s what being a man is all about.
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