Suck UK Legless Pirate Bottle Opener

Legless the pirate corkscrew.

Also known as the waiter’s friend, Legless the Pirate Bottle Opener has everything you need to open any beer or wine bottle that you may encounter in a party. Aside from his infamous corkscrew opener legs, he also has a foil cutter arm, beer opener face, a keychain compatible ear, beard, eye patch, jolly roger hat and a useless parrot that every sea worthy pirate has to have.

$11 – $15
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