Sapling Naturals Zombie Repellent Soap

Protect yourself from germs and the undead.

What’s worse than your skin being attacked by germs? A zombie attack, of course! With Sapling Naturals’ Zombie Repellent Soap, neither of these will be a problem. This goat milk soap not only cleans you from any germ or bacteria, it also masks your scent with a lovely unisex sandalwood smell, which effectively hides your human odor from nosy zombies. Additionally, the soap also contains a Zombex anti-viral wound wash that will keep any minor scrapes or wounds safe from infection, zombies-inflicted or not.
$6 – $10
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