Rubie’s Costume Gorilla In The Midst with Ape Hand

Somebody save me!

Be that pretty damsel in distress when you wear the Gorilla In The Midst Costume. A very useful costume when trying to look for your modern prince charming. In fact statistics show that using the pick up line “Somebody save me!” results to 101% success rate when you are in this costume.
$31 – $40
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