JD and Kate Industries Putin-Scented Candle

In Russia, scented candles smell you!

Are those rebellious odors giving you a lot of trouble? Why not use a scented candle named after one of the most intimidating world leaders in order to put those odors in their rightful place? JD and Kate Industries’ Putin-Scented Candle mixes the smell of pine, earth, and smoke in order to evoke a manly fragrance that will remind people of Vladimir Putin. This candle comes in a 16 oz tin container that features a half naked photo of Vova himself on the lid that definitely makes the scent a lot better.
$21 – $25
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