Oven mitten of manliness.

Finally, a mitten that's designed to make you feel like a real man! Wearing the Tattoo Oven Mitt will boost your kitchen testosterone level to max. It is made of neoprene and polyester with nylon liners and is 13" long. A bad-ass sailor's arm with gnarly tattoos is printed on the outer side and a simple plain black design on the other. Specifically designed to protect from burns and embarrassments. So no more pink oven mitts on the kitchen because this time the man of the house is in charge of cooking.

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