Fred Table Saw Cake Slicer

The big and toothy cake slicer.

Slicing cakes isn’t just for the ladies. If you feel that your manhood fades the closer you are to a cake-slicing activity, then you better try the Table Saw Cake Slicer. It is a cake slicer that looks like a table saw so you won’t have to worry about tarnishing your manly image. Made to look like the real thing, the Table Saw Cake Knife transforms the way a man looks in the kitchen. Aside from cakes, it can also work on other fruits and vegetables.
$6 – $10
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