Fred Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf

It's the bright yellow woven yarn of the law!

Everyone best know to not cross the line with you when you are wearing the 5 feet long Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf.  But of course there are always those people who do not respect even the bright yellow woven yarn of the law. No worries this can easily be solved by shining a flash light on their face while talking with police like intimidation or what we always do, run away like a sissy little girl in the opposite direction without looking back. Whatever works best for you.
$21 – $25
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