Stupidiotic Black Bars Censor Bar Glasses

Be shameless and unseen!

They are a bit ridiculous to look at but they are fun and funny to wear, especially if you are too drunk to care. Black Bars Censor Bar Glasses is just like any other standard eyeglasses but with a twist! It has that infamous black censor bar that you usually see in shameful magazine photos. Wearing these cool sunglasses will eliminate your inhibitions and draw attention in public. Perfect for costume parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties. Self-censorship never looked this cool.
$6 – $10
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