Bow down to his majesty!
When you see the king of air plants, Tillandsia Xerographica you have to pay your respects. Make sure you do not mention how big he is. He is very sensitive about that issue. And don't put him on a soil it doesn't suit royalty. You should know all his majesty ever needs is a little air and water. Doing the "pinky up" while spraying also helps please his highness.