Her name is Talky Tina and you better be nice to her!
The first day I got her she said "My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much." I was very happy. The next day I accidentally farted while watching The Notebook with her and she said "My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to me." it was kinda awkward. The day after that I accidentally sat on her face and the words "My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think I like you." were said, clearly we were not getting along. She kinda pissed me off so I purposely sat on her face and ripped out a juicy big one, her reply "My name is Talky Tina, and you'll be sorry." I was getting a little bit scared at that moment. Just now as I am typing these words I was about let out what they call "The end is near" when she preemptively said "My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you." I couldn't do anything!