It’s the thing called Ping Ling.
Have you ever heard of the cool saying life is like a Ping Ling? Probably not because we just made that up. Anyway, the Ping Ling Wind Up toy is just too awesome to not talk about. How about the expression what the Ping Ling are you doing!? Go ahead try it yourself, you would be surprised that almost any word sounds better when replaced by Ping Ling.