It’s the voodoo that you do.
Being in the voodoo cursing business is no joke. Competition is tough almost every other clerk at the office is doing it and the price of a good needle isn't getting any cheaper. Be smart and use the Paper Voodoo Pad. Now you can curse the competition away. This is like the machine gun of voodoos and by the time you reach lunch break let's just say you're gonna need to transfer to a whole new department.