The medusa is your friend.
We all know ancient Greeks feared Medusa for her head, hundreds of years pass by and husbands worldwide still fear her. But you're not one of those fearful men are you? You are more of a Perseus kind of guy right? Boldly face your fears and charge through that online store (we suggest eBay) and use your hard earned savings and get her that limited edition Versace by Rosenthal Medusa Red Plate Collection. Oh the rewards would be priceless!