Cover your bed with the map of the abstract world.
Ah the mystical Louis Armstrong Told Us So Duvet Cover. For some people they only see an awesome art of abstract patchworks. For the initiated it is actually the secret map to... (mega drumroll) the fountain of youth, Big Foot's lair, underwater alien bases and the infamous Fiji mermaid group of islands! Yup, better believe it cause Louis Armstrong told you so.