Digital message in a bottle.

For the rare times that you are on a ship it is always advised that you carry around a Message in a Bottle USB Flashdrive. Also recording an SOS video with a handsome beyond the world riches reward is advised to increase the chances of being rescued. Lastly don't download porn with it, it may distract the rescuers and drastically lower your chances of survival.

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