Chop and slap those lettuce heads.

You can never go wrong with the Karate Hand Lettuce Chopper, it does its job as a chopper and extras as a slapping hand for people that wont listen to your nonsense babbling. This cool novelty item comes in lime color and will make you feel like a bad-ass manly man even when you're preparing a vegetable filled girly lunch salad.

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Under $25