In with the old and out with the new.
Sometimes you just need to get back to basics and unplug from the relentless world of the internet. Pass up your smartphone and use the LBER KR999 Classic Retro Thick Brick Unlocked Cell Phone instead. It has a classic retro design and an external antenna to give it a good, strong signal. It’s large enough that you can hold it comfortably and you won’t lose this phone on your desk. Everyone will want a turn, if you feel like sharing.