ThinkGeek Orpheus The Saddest Music Machine

A robot worth listening to.

Doesn’t hearing musical boxes take you down memory lane and straight back into your nursery with the flying airplane mobile over your crib? Well believe me when I say that the soundtrack to Orpheus’ life is just as sad but also just as endearing. ThinkGeek Orpheus The Saddest Music Machine is a hand-cranked DIY musical robot box that you assemble from laser-cut wood pieces. It is 7” tall x 8 1/2″ wide x 4” deep, but of course, that’s only if you assemble him correctly.

$26 – $30
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