Accoutrements Nihilist Toothpaste

No fuss no fluff toothpaste.

Are the over indulgent flavors of toothpaste starting to really get on your nerves? Do you barely have nerves, and nothing gets on them, and everything kind of at the same time? Well, Nihilist Toothpaste might be perfect for a person like you! Flavor, none it’s completely flavorless. Color, none again. It’s just white, plain white. Does it clean your teeth, yes. But that is all. Nothing else.

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