Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

Get ready to smash zombie brains… and old furniture.

Race, religion, political affiliation, and gender will no longer matter when the prophesied zombie apocalypse comes. People will only be categorized as either a zombie killer or zombie food. If you don’t want to be zombie food, you need to get the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer. This multi-tool works real well for hammering nails and straightening boards, but it can also cut cables, pull down nailed planks, and of course bash zombie heads using the blunt end, the claw, or the spiked end.

$25 – $75
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