Round Towel Co. Pepperoni Pizza Beach Towel

Wrap yourself around a giant pizza.

Everybody loves pizza, even mutant turtles who know martial arts! So if you want to hit the beach looking like someone or something that everybody desires, why not go there as a giant pizza? Round Towel Co.’s Pepperoni Pizza Beach Towel will help you achieve this goal. This 1.5m, 100% terry velour cotton circular towel contains a high-quality print of a vibrant sliced pepperoni pizza. It is soft, thick and absorbent.
$51 – $60
Similar products on amazon and etsy

More Cool Things to Buy!

Gorge Ohwell Cheeseburger Ball Gag

Add a dash of flavor to your next play date with a Cheeseburger Ball Gag. This handmade item is sure to be a tasteful twist on a traditional model. Ma…

Mountain Dew Long-Sleeve Tee

For a good life recipe one must have love, laughter and… lots of Mountain Dew. Now we understand that you can’t really drink the good stuff 24/7 whi…

Hyper Dog Launcher

The Hyper Dog Ball Launcher is the perfect upgrade for playing fetch with your pet. It gives you the ability to launch a ball in a slingshot up to 220…

Harebrained Funny Period Panties

There are those days when you just don’t want tell anyone about it. But how would he know? Men can sometimes be dull when it comes to these things. Gi…

Brekx 54QT Black LED Party Cooler

Coolers normally get overlooked in a party because they’re just there to cool your drinks. Nobody cares what a cooler looks like, at least until the…

The Human Slingshot Game

Get a dose of heart-pounding adrenaline rush from the comfort of your own backyard with the Human Slingshot Game. This large elastic band lets you and…