Mr. T pities the fool who runs out of TP.
One of the worst things that could happen to you in the bathroom is running out of toilet paper. In order to prevent this from happening, you need the Monkey Business Mr. T Roll Holder. True to its namesake, this toilet paper is sturdy and will never let you down, as it holds not just one but two toilet paper rolls, which effectively gives you a spare roll. The holder is available in red and blue colors.