Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Protector

The perfect protection against grand theft ice cream.

Leaving your ice cream unprotected in the fridge is almost like giving people permission to take scoops out of it when you’re not around. The only way to protect your god-given rights to have a dessert all to yourself is by using the Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Protector. This device comes with a plastic collar contraption designed to fit any pint container, outfitted with a combination lock that prevents unauthorized people from snacking on your precious ice cold treats.
$26 – $30
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