Meat Cards

Nice to meat you!

If you want to have the most unique business cards ever, these Meat Cards are exactly what you need! Real meat cards laser printed with whatever you want on them. Each and every card is different. Can you imagine how much of an impression you will make if you hand a meat card to a prospective client at a networking event or meeting? You will definitely leave an impression. Just make sure they are not vegans first.

$25 – $75
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