Whiskey and cola on your lips.
Apply a little Whiskey Business and get the finest un-chapped lips in town. A lip balm that has the smoothness of a good whiskey with a little hip cola attitude. Not only does it care for and protect your lips but it also acts as a good social lubricant. The smell of a good drink lingering in your mouth will certainly make an excellent lasting impression. Your date is going to try to resist it but who are we kidding whatever happens they'll still end up wanting a taste of your whiskey.