Innovia Hands Free Countertop Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser

Touch and you shall receive.

Germs. We all hate them. They give us colds, they make us dirty, and sometimes they even make us run to the bathroom. With your fancy new Hands Free Countertop Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser, you can rest assured that those buggers won’t be bothering you. No installation required and includes an AC adapter. Can be battery operated with 4D batteries. Goodbye fatty grease spots. RIP raw chicken juices. You’ve met your match.

$76 – $150
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