I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

Yes hmmm... Use a protection, you must!

A long, long time ago in a bedroom not far away the not so young Anakin did not use the I Will Not Be Your Father Condom. Should you face the same fate as him, would you do the same thing? In the midst of great confusion would you choose what many before you had chosen? Are you really ready to join the Dad side? It seems that only time will tell.

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