Suck UK Jack Rabbit Headphone Splitter
Everyone thought that an iPhone with two headphones didn’t exist until the birth of the Jack Rabbit Headphone Splitter. The legend of the unhappy whit…
Funny Condoms Go Fuck Yourself Card
Crack up, then wrap it up.
You know that one friend of yours who just hasn’t gotten any action lately? What about the one who can’t keep it in their pants? Show them how much you care with Funny Condoms’ Go Fuck Yourself Card, a uniquely cheeky and frankly a functional package. Each sturdy, die-cut card comes in an elegant envelope, and complete with a lubricated latex condom bearing a timeless slogan, mounted perfectly out-of-place on its obscenely tasteful background image. Your recipient won’t want to take this token off their desk or fridge… except for a lucky emergency!
$6 – $10
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