Hands Full of Crafts Beauty and the Beast Enchanted Rose
Nothing can break the spell on the cursed prince except for him to learn how to love truly. But time is of the essence for if the last petal has fall…
Funny Condoms Go Fuck Yourself Card
Crack up, then wrap it up.
You know that one friend of yours who just hasn’t gotten any action lately? What about the one who can’t keep it in their pants? Show them how much you care with Funny Condoms’ Go Fuck Yourself Card, a uniquely cheeky and frankly a functional package. Each sturdy, die-cut card comes in an elegant envelope, and complete with a lubricated latex condom bearing a timeless slogan, mounted perfectly out-of-place on its obscenely tasteful background image. Your recipient won’t want to take this token off their desk or fridge… except for a lucky emergency!
$6 – $10
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