Folding Cabbage Umbrella

Go healthy green, stay dry and clean.

Rainy days are here again! Or if you’re on the part of the globe where it isn’t you can expect it to come sooner rather than later. And what better way to protect yourself from all the raindrops invading your personal space than a Folding Cabbage Umbrella. It’s the perfect example of nature vs nature, because you’re fighting rain using a vegetable. Or at least something that looks like one, as this umbrella can easily be mistaken for a real cabbage.
$16 – $20
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