Cereal Motel Sexy Cereals

Deliciously inappropriate breakfast.

Throw away those boring cereals and start your day wrong and dirty with Sexy Cereals from Cereal Motel. With different flavors to choose from like Booty Pops, Porn Flakes, Sugar Tits and Vice Krispies, your bowl will never be the same again. There’s also the classic games at the back of each box and a free prize that can be collected after crushing 10 of these goodies. What are you waiting for? Grab a bowl!
Under $25
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