Army Man Bottle Opener

Strike that cap ranger!

Salute! Here comes your bottle opener, sir. Always ready to serve and fears no bottle. An Army Man Bottle Opener that finds no cover too difficult, no operation too great. Duty first to open the bottle with purpose and precise grip, made out of die cast metal to ensure durability with a fair touch of green hue. Bring your soldier anywhere at any time as it comes in a handy size. Strike for freedom, suffice thirst in no time.
$11 – $15
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